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These hilarious sayings from Ask Reddit are surprisingly wholesome. 1. Younger Me: “Dad I don’t want to walk downstairs at night. It’s too dark.” Dad: “There’s no...

Ask Reddit has the dirt on all your favorite game shows. 1. I auditioned for X-Factor. You don’t go to the celebrity judges first you go...

Ask Reddit knows exactly what you should say the next time your friends ask to hang out. 1. I have sworn an oath of solitude until the...

Ask Reddit knows you need to be extra careful over Zoom. 1. English Zoom call. Teacher was holding us like 15+ minutes after the period had ended....

These sayings from Ask Reddit belong on a condom wrapper. 1. Don’t let your affection give you an infection. 2. You go in. I’ll cover you. 3. Kids in...

1. While my friend was using my phone, my mom texted me, “Remember not to have sex with Thomas, he has chlamydia.” 2. I was planning Halloween...

These teachers from Ask Reddit can laugh at themselves. 1. I looked up my partner on RateMyProfessor. Someone wrote that he is so attractive it’s hard to...

Ask Reddit is here with some hilarious things you can get away with saying during Monopoly AND sex. 1. How much do I owe you? 2. This...

(Real) Chuck Norris Facts Chuck Norris is a name known across the world. People tell jokes about him. People cosplay as him. People admire him. However, you...

You don’t want to hear these words from Ask Reddit after sex. 1. Alexa, play You’re Welcome. 2. You would make a great single mother. 3. Good game! 4. I...

1. Welcome to Dumpville. Population you. 2. Please unblock me on Facebook. 3. To my one and only. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you I was married. 4. I...

The next time you’re late for work or school, here are some fun excuses from Ask Reddit. 1. My dog looked too cute and I had to...

If you have a cat, then you’ll eventually learn these lessons from Ask Reddit. 1. You cannot force someone to love you. 2. Not everyone can outright say...

If you have a cat, then you’ll eventually learn these lessons from Ask Reddit. 1. You cannot force someone to love you. 2. Not everyone can outright say...

Ask Reddit knows that sometimes, you need to laugh in order to stop from crying (and screaming). 1. A Series of Unfortunate Events 2. Apocalypse Now 3. Superbad 4....

Some people from Ask Reddit have described what kind of a drunk they are — and you can probably pick out which kind of drunk any...

These jokes from Ask Reddit are perfect for adults, kids, and everyone in between! 1. Just got attacked by 6 dwarves. Not Happy. 2. A priest, a...

1. If there was a competition for failures, you would get second place, because you can never win. 2. You’re the reason the gene pool needs a...

These facts from Ask Reddit might sound fake, but are completely true. 1. President Coolidge got sent a raccoon for Thanksgiving one year, but instead of eating...

If you use these pickup lines from Ask Reddit, you’re not going to have sex tonight. 1. Did you see the mistake on Spotify? They didn’t have...

1. Fur babies… ugh. Makes me fucking cringe every time I read it. 2. “I’m screaming” at the end of something mildly funny. 3. Fuck 👏 you 👏and...

Every socially awkward human can relate to these moments mentioned on Ask Reddit. 1. When you’re having a conversation with someone and you don’t hear what they...

These stupid questions from Ask Reddit will make you wonder how some people made it through high school. 1. But if you’re colorblind, then how can you...

Coronavirus is taking over the world but people are still on dating apps. If we’re all this thing together, it means we can keep talking and...

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During your next job interview, when you’re asked why the company should hire you, here are some replies from Ask Reddit you probably shouldn’t use. 1. Because...

If your parents are about to meet your boyfriend, make sure he doesn’t use any of these lines from Ask Reddit. 1. Why? Do you want to...

These jokes from Ask Reddit are so stupid they’re funny. 1. And so God spoke unto John and said,“Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life.”But John...

There’s nothing like scrolling through the TV Guide at night and seeing a movie is on that you loved as a kid. Truth be told, when...

These dating bios from Ask Reddit are inappropriate — but hilarious. 1. Snow White: I like to take care of 7 guys at the same time. 2....

Upon being asked for the hundredth time why I am single and if I will ever find someone who will help me grace this world with...

If you give these responses from Ask Reddit to an officer, you might get a laugh but you might also get arrested. 1. No idea, officer, but...

This is supposed to be a poem about how I fell out of love with you under a Rocky Mountain moon. About how I swam in dark water in the...

These models from Ask Reddit keep seeing their stock photos in the strangest places. 1. When I was a kid my mom took me for a...

Ask Reddit has pointed out some words that sound suspiciously dirty. 1. Spermophile – A terrestrial burrowing rodent; ground squirrel. 2. Uvula – a fleshy extension at the...

Here are a few insults from Ask Reddit you can use on your friends who know how to take a joke. 1. “Stupid people can believe in...

These people from Ask Reddit had normal, everyday interactions with celebrities, proving they really ARE just like us. 1. I was 10 years old in 2002...

Coping with...

These dad jokes from Ask Reddit are going to make you laugh at your phone screen. 1. Whenever my dad and my husband are having a conversation,...

These riddles from Ask Reddit are going to stump you. 1. Take me out of a window, and I leave a grieving wife. But stick me in...

These stupid criminal stories from Ask Reddit will make you feel so much smarter. 1. Can’t go into too much detail, but kid (14) shot another...

Here are some hall of fame insults heard by the people of Ask Reddit. 1. If you were a spice, you’d be flour. 2. You’re so ugly, you couldn’t even...

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rawpixel / Unsplash This summer I would lie awake every night till 4 AM, revisiting all the awkward things I said throughout my day. I wracked my...

We all love our name brands, but not everyone can afford them. So less expensive brands often try to knock off more expensive brands in an...

It’s easy to say you’re a professional photographer these days. Good cameras are readily available and plenty of schools offer courses in photography. But owning a...

Check out this cheeky little act of treason! While Prince Harry, taking in the Invictus Games in Toronto, Canada, was handily distracted by the gentleman next to him, little Emily Henson decided to take her chance.

Most celebrities aren't exactly known for hanging around with 'average' people, but for this guy, they make an exception. Meet Robert Van Impe, also known as Average Rob, a self-described 'mediocre dude' from Belgium who happens to be anything but mediocre at Photoshop.

Flu is bad, but as every man knows, man flu is much, much worse. The condition has been ridiculed by women and medical professionals everywhere, but that doesn't stop it from being any less life-threatening.

My name is Angela and I'm a 25-year-old Illustrator living in Bangalore, India. Don't get me wrong. I will choose my curls over straight hair any day.

On a regular day, you would never dream of spending 6 hours turning an avocado into a piece of art, or covering an entire page of your notebook with mind-blowingly intricate doodles, but it's amazing how creativity is sometimes spurred by a lack of focus.

Dogs are the kings of Snapchat and they don't even know it. Instead of worrying about popularity and other unimportant BS, doggos are either having fun themselves or are desperately trying to entertain their beloved owners.

As Season 7 of Game of Thrones winds down to a close, lead actress Emilia Clarke's Instagram is dialed all the way up. You may know her co-star, Kit Harington, as the rugged, brooding Jon Snow, but her latest post shows him in a bit of a sillier light, if only for 10 seconds.

Award-winning comic artist Dan Dougherty created a comic strip about growing old and it will melt your heart.

Have you ever used a restaurant bathroom where the stalls are made out of semi-transparent frosted glass? Perhaps you've bought a pool float only to discover that it bears an uncanny resemblance to a pantyliner? Or maybe you've bought a garden gnome salt shaker that looks suspiciously like a member of the Ku Klux Klan? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you've clearly fallen victim to a crappy design, and as you can see from this hilarious list, there's plenty more where they came from!

Someone asked "Women of Reddit, what has been your worst 'nice guy' experience?", and this person just shared the most feel good story ever.

You know what's worse than having a messed up tattoo on your skin, forever? Getting called out about it online.

Looking for new friendship goals? Then look no further than Mame and Riku.

Churches are solemn and spiritual places and people don’t see them as places where you go to have some fun. Some priests though are trying to revert...

If you showed somebody these drawings and told them that they were accurate representations of cats, they'd probably laugh at you. But the truth is that they're actually purrfect depictions of our furry feline friends.

The 2017 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards are still accepting entries but while the judges are warming up we can already take a peek at some of the funniest submissions of the contest.

Just like Tinder dates don’t always look like they do in their profiles pictures, it’s also not uncommon for hotels to look considerably different than they do in the brochures.

These days, cops in the States tend not to make the news for good reasons, but this story from Asheville, North Carolina, is sure to make you smile.

My name is Vincent and I'm the creator of LOLNEIN. I've always loved to make people laugh and when I was still in school I scribbled a lot during lessons. So back in 2013, I decided to combine these two things by starting a webcomic.

I have no idea why people would try and fake something like strength and speed. I get the whole fake butt thing and fake boobs but something...

President Donald Trump appeared to give the Prime Minister of Italy, Paolo Gentiloni, the middle finger while to scratching his head at the G7 summit in Taormina,...

The hilarious webcomics mostly revolve around one nerdy girl who always picks the worst words for conversations. Her everyday struggles include her love life, her career, and other common themes.

"Law enforcement" and "sense of humor" are five words that you don't often see together, but as you can see from this collection of Facebook posts, Australia's New South Wales police force is so funny that they should be locked up for making us laugh so hard.

What would you do if you wanted to have a bridal photoshoot but did not have any girlfriends? Invite your bros to have it with you. That's exactly what 24-year-old Rebeca from Brazil did, and we must say, it was a great idea. "I came up with the idea one week before the wedding.

Natalie Weaver, a receptionist from England, had plans to spend a lovely Sunday afternoon with her boyfriend, Stephen Hall. The only problem was that the guy got loaded the night before, and was pretty much unresponsive after hitting the pillow at 6 AM. What's a girl to do in a situation like this? Exact sweet revenge, of course.

Why go somewhere over the rainbow when you can just hang out inside of it? Kampung Pelangi, a small village in Indonesia, has transformed itself into a stunning display of bright colours and whimsical designs, a huge departure from its former state of squalor.

Things like filters, framing and photoshop can make your life look way more glamorous on Instagram than it is in reality. If you don't get caught, that is...

Recently we wrote about IKEA's hilarious response to Balenciaga's $2,145 version of their iconic 99 cents Frakta bag. Well now everybody seems to be jumping on the idea of turning the furniture giant's famous blue bag into a must-have fashion accessory.

If you're a fan of menthol cigarettes, then you know that Newports is the classic brand to smoke. If you're a fan of marijuana as well, then...

As anybody who frequently travels for work will tell you, business trips can be kind of boring. You're stuck in a hotel for days on end, often eating and drinking and sleeping alone, unless of course you want to hang out with the other people on your business trip, which let's face it, you probably don't.

Sometimes when social elitism and technology come together, it yields disastrous results. Like the $1,000 "I Am Rich" iPhone app that basically just put an icon on your iPhone that let the world knew you were an idiot for dropping a grand on a little jpeg.

But there's an even bigger failure that melds the use of our modern consumer technology with people's desires to live extravagant lifestyles.

And that is the train wreck that is the Fyre Festival. Twitter user Iron Spike breaks down the madness that was supposed to be a "premium" party experience.

Sounds like a wealthy partygoer's paradise, right?

But there were signs well before the truth came out that this party wasn't what it seemed.

Then once people started arriving, the truth came out: the Fyre Festival was actually a Dumpster Fyre.

That's right, the "luxury" cabanas guests paid thousands of dollars to stay in were relief tents, you know, the ones used for refugees?

The food situation was equally bad. This was what you got for paying extra for a catered "meal."

It was obvious to everyone who showed up that this thing was doomed from the start.

Festival -goers were horrified by what they found when they came to the island.

It became a full-blow disaster.

The Fyre Festival stories on social media are just sad. As one Twitter user put, it's "like watching dreams die in vertical video." I can't think of any way to put it any better.

While on the island, partygoers found a notebook which revealed that Fyre Festival was pretty much doomed from the start.

Pages from the book prove that two weeks before the festival, permits weren't set and most preliminary work wasn't done.

It looks like it was all being developed by one Tom Haverford-esque dude who had delusions of grandeur but zero know-how.

Fyre Festival's twitter account shows just how much of a crapshoot the entire event was. 

Within a span of 5 hours the festival planner(s) went from, "we're gonna fix it" to "we've got to cancel and refund everyone."

I just feel bad for the poor kids who wanted to be a part of something cool and blew all their time and savings on what ended up being a disaster.

But it's hard to be too sympathetic.

Lol.

I'm kind of in love with Jeff Goldblum. Sure, the fact that the guy is super handsome, tall, and has a great head of hair helps. So does the fact that he was the lead in one of the most terrifying movies I've ever watched as a child. 

But it mostly has to do with the fact that in all of his roles, he seems to play the guy who always knows better. Always one step ahead of the other guys, always the person who has a problem with something and is ready to say, "I told you so." And he does it perfectly, because the guy's super intelligent.

Mostly when I enjoy his performances, I don't think about any of that, because there's no way I'm going to out-think the always pensive Goldblum.

So I'm not going to try and understand why the man handed out free sausages in Sydney, Australia.

Yes, that's right, the Jurassic Park star was just doling out free sausages to people in Sydney from his own food truck titled "Chef Goldblum's Jazzy Snags."

He's just chatting it up with fans who enjoyed their free sausages and time spent with one of the coolest actors ever.

Does it have to do with the news that Goldblum's going to star in the next Jurassic World movie?

Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard are returning to the movie, too. Will Jeff be responsible for on-set catering, giving delicious sausage sandwiches to the cast and crew, while reprising his role as Dr. Ian Malcolm?

People were understandably excited about the wonderfully random event.

Others desperately tried to find Chef Goldblum and his delicious sausages.

Others lamented that they weren't present to witness such a fantastic event.

Hopefully this becomes a recurring thing the actor does. Jeff, if you're planning on coming to NYC, I've got a better recommendation: an awesome Northern New Jersey town that'll be way more chill. So what if I happen to live there? That's purely a coincidence.

3 years ago Thai illustrator Tuna Dunn began publishing beautifully realistic comics about crushes, relationships, and heartbreak on the internet. Artist creates short stories of romance, longing and sometimes painful moments and looks like people can truly relate to them. Tuna, whose full name is Tunlaya Dunnvatanachit, has almost 58k followers on Facebook.

Where one person sees a dirty car, the other one sees a blank canvas. And if you live in Moscow, your car can also become the 'target,' doesn't matter if you want it or not!

If you're brave enough to ask someone for nudes, better be prepared for what's coming. Jacquie Ross, a 16-year-old from North Carolina, was asked by her friend Michael to text a picture of her outfit.

Joe McGrath was supposed to go to Mallorca with 9 other friends to celebrate his pal's 30th birthday but he canceled at the last minute. Since his ticket was already booked in his name, his friend's did something pretty clever so the money wouldn't go to waste - found a random guy on Facebook with the same name and invited him to join them for a completely free all-inclusive trip!

As any mom or expectant mom will already know, pregnancy is hard work. If fact, let's be honest, pregnancy for many women downright sucks. Sure it's a small price to pay to bring your bundle of joy into this world, but it doesn't feel like such a "small price" when you can't sneeze without peeing your pants, or when you keep throwing up right after you brush your teeth every morning.

It's very likely that you've already witnessed a few dad jokes in your life. Dads love to torment their children with such jokes and they are so embarrassingly bad that they end up being funny. Bored Panda collected some of the best dad jokes captured on camera, proving that while the jokes themselves may be cringe-worthy, they're also quite hilarious to look at. A big shout out to all of the awesome dads who come up with so many ways to annoy their kids in most ridiculous ways!

Cracker Barel, the restaurant chain with a Southern country theme, has been getting a lot of attention on social media lately, but not for a good reason...

Remember the animals that look like celebrities? How about the little kid that looks exactly like Danny DeVito? Well, this time, we've got a list of babies that look like celebrities!

Start your Monday off right with some positive comics by Guy Kopsombut!

We invite you to check each of these 12 photos in which the spotlight was stolen. Some more obvious than others, they all exploit the weaknesses of...

Like many people, I always imagine weird things when I walk in the street, when I work or when I’m home. But I never found a good way to tell what goes through my head. One day, wanting to make a joke with friends, I replaced a statue of Napoleon in Cherbourg with a picture of my little pony in my phone and took a picture.

Most of us surely had the "pleasure" of helping our parents and grandparents solve technology related problems, because "you play on the computer all the time, so you must know everything about it". Sometimes though they fail at technology so hilariously that you just can't resist sharing their mistakes with the "tech wise kids". Bored Panda collected such examples to remind that while our parents and grandparents may know much more than we, the younger generation do, when it comes to technology it's us that come to the rescue.

This English dad has people cracked up - and creeped out - by his twin girls, Poppy and Isabella. They may be adorable, but when he dresses them up and gets them to recreate a famous scene from The Shining, they're downright spooky.

When the little boy of this imgur user's friend lost his frog, he decided to do something quirky, unexpected and toad-ally amazing - start taking pictures of a toad with a hat to cheer the little fellow up. While this may have started as a modest act of kindness, it turned into a real toad fashion couture extravaganza.

We’ve all been there. You have one too many drinks, and suddenly the world goes upside down. Everything that seemed normal is gone, and everything you never...

It is no secret that men and women don't see eye to eye on certain things. I bet most of us have witnessed or even been in one of those situations where a guy thinks he's complimenting a woman and she takes the compliment for insult...

Ever found yourself in IKEA without the slightest idea why you're there? That's the dark magic of IKEA. It subtly draws you in with its invisible Scandi-tentacles, and it doesn't let you go until you've bought at least one thing that you have absolutely no use for.

What you're seeing is not a work of Photoshop, these chinchillas actually do have perfectly round butts! They may seem too fluffy to be true, but(t) in fact, they're real! These adorable chinchillas come from a breeder called Cameron, based in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire. He specializes mainly in breeding show quality violet chinchillas that, as a feature, have these perfectly round butts. Don't worry, they're not being overfed or groomed everyday to look that round, it's just how their fur naturally looks like.

You know how it goes. You drank way too much last night and now you're paying for it dearly. Giphy One of man's biggest goals is to figure out...

"He pulled out a series of crazy reptiles that were honestly dinosaurs in my opinion." (via Distractify)

Dad-of-six and amateur photographer Alan Lawrence has taken the idea of the popular Elf on the Shelf tradition to the next level by casting his 4-month-old son...

Everyone loves a good laugh, and lord knows we all could use a break from the crazy election fallout that has overtaken the internet. So sit back...

2016 isn't all bad (via Distractify)

David and Sarah, a couple from the UK, are recreating famous movie scenes together with their cats and it couldn't get any funnier! They have two cats who are almost identical named Willow and Tara, but Tara stars in most of their pictures. "We started doing it as a picture question in our pub quiz's film/TV round, and it went down really well so we made it a regular thing," - the couple told The Dodo. (via boredpanda)

There's no arguing with the fact that the Leaning Tower of Pisa is a pretty amazing sight. But, as it turns out, sometimes tourists can create a pretty cool sight themselves as long as they have some trolling skills. Imgur user savidiot is one of those people (via boredpanda)

I don't remember my first day at school, but judging by the expressions of these kids, they're sure going to remember theirs... (via boredpanda)

We wouldn't mind walking in on that.  (via Distractify)

Team GB may have returned from Rio with a record haul of Olympic medals, but unknown to them, one last challenge awaited them when they landed at Heathrow - trying to find their luggage. Because somebody decided to give all the athletes the same red bags, and as you can see, trying to figure out whose was whose was an Olympic event in itself. (via boredpanda)

Getting winded just reading these.  (via Distractify)

EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP, N.J. – A man in New Jersey was loved so much that both his wife and girlfriend placed two different obituaries in the same...

Shopping for underwear sucks. The prices are unreasonable, some of the designs are just disturbing, and, well, finding non-synthetic underwear for a good price is just not easy. But, hey, it's something all us ladies have to go through, so why not laugh about it? (via boredpanda)

There's nothing more romantic than a honeymoon, and few places are more romantic than Greece, so a honeymoon in Greece sounds pretty much as romantic as it can get. Well, unless you're honeymooning alone that is. Which is exactly the predicament that newlywed Huma Mobin found herself in recently when her husband was denied a visa. (via boredpanda)

Adele is one of the fast-selling musical artists of all time, so it's pretty safe to assume that quite a lot of people like her. Scammers, however, do not, as one guy recently discovered when he decided to troll a Facebook trickster with lyrics from the British singer's number one hit single "Hello". (via boredpanda)

One German beer company has decided to take an honest approach to their advertising, and as you can see, the result is as refreshing as a cold beer on a hot day. (via boredpanda)

Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones has just entered his toughest battle yet. But the battle isn't taking place in Westeros. It's taking place on the internet. (via boredpanda)

Children cry for many different reasons... Not having their mommy by their side, not wanting to eat their veggies, not having who to play with - you name it. But did you know that a child could also cry because of not being able to eat the rest of a football? Well now you do, thanks to 'Reasons My Son Is Crying' - a website created by father Greg Pembroke. He collects photos sent from parents around the world, and posts them to his website. Check out this list of the most ridiculous reasons why children cry compiled by Bored Panda. (via boredpanda)

Marketing can be e-x-p-e-n-s-i-v-e... Luckily, there's always the guerrilla marketing alternative. For those who don't know, it's a marketing strategy that focuses on imagination, original ideas, and low or no expenses at all. So, how does it work? Basically, it takes consumers by surprise, by popping up at unexpected places, making a lasting impression. Dying to see what they look like? Check out this list of the coolest guerrilla advertisements compiled by Bored Panda! (via boredpanda)

Some of you may have seen a post we did recently about the various differences between introverts and extroverts. Well now we're back to show you what it looks like inside an introvert's head with the help of these insightful illustrations. (via boredpanda)

Post-it notes. The world would be in chaos without them. Nobody would remember anything. Nobody would be able to play "who am i?". And nobody would be able to have the sort of epic Post-it note battle that recently took place in New York. (via boredpanda)

Some teens from San Francisco caused quite a spectacle (sorry) when they placed a pair of glasses on the floor of an art museum recently. (via boredpanda)