The odds are against him, but the funnyman, 38, has a free pass to hop in the sack with his sexy Long Shot costar, Charlize Theron. There’s a catch: His wife, Zack and Miri Make a Porno actress Lauren Miller, 38, gets to sleep with Brad Pitt. “We’ve named our quilt Brad Pitt,” she’s joked of the blanket on their bed, “because it gets so hot!”