Seriously, I don’t know if this guy should be teaching children. Somebody check his students’ test scores stat. It’s offensive enough that Christy and Jonathan’s girlfriend — who asks, “Isn’t Hanukkah random?” — are so perplexed by this most basic of Jewish holidays, but it’s made even worse by the fact that Jonathan seems to know nothing about Christmas, a holiday that is everywhere all the time forever, shoved in our faces every December, the subject of countless movies and TV episodes, the biggest holiday in the country. Christians have no chill. So yeah, Jews know a thing or two about Christmas, even if we don’t celebrate it.