To make matters even worse, Karen turned the ringer off on her phone while her husband ambled through the aisles, trying to find what she sent him to get. I wonder how long it took him to realize this was all a huge prank? Unsour cream is just…cream, right?
Diet Diet Coke — is that just Coke Zero? Organic Pop Tarts? Toaster Strudels are kinda organic-ey looking, no? As for the seedless strawberries, I’d just buy the regular ones and get to work on them with a toothpick. Problem solved.
Also, I’m sure if you grabbed a quart of full fat milk and poured a bit into a bottle of 1 percent, you could make 3 percent a reality.
Pfft, this list is for amateurs.