No one knows who actually started the game, but the rules are simple enough: Just google the term “Florida Man” and then the month and day of your birth (year is unnecessary). The news story or stories that pop up in the results are what  defines your personality type, instead of some dumb stars in the sky that have probably never tried sneaking into Disney World. How could they ever know you like a man who was arrested for throwing a cookie at his girlfriend could? Or a dude who threatened to “kill someone with kindness” and then approached them with his machete, which he had named “Kindness.”

Classic Florida Man.

Here are my FM horoscopes.

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