1. Get used to that feeling.
2. Yeah, I get that, I’m amazing.
3 Well… I’m just going to leave that one on read.
4. New phone, who dis?
5. Same phone, who dis?
6. I miss your Netflix password.
7. *reply with the ghost emoji*
8. The Verizon subscriber you are trying to reach is not available.
9. You miss the idea of me.
10. Are you drunk?
11. How can I miss you if you don’t go away?
12. Sucks to be you.
13. If I were you, I’d miss me too…
14. And I remember you.
15. I don’t blame you!
16. You’ll get over it.
17. I am Groot.
18. I miss the Cheetos that turned your mouth colors…
19 Wish I could say the same.
20. Absence makes the heart grow fungus.
21. It hasn’t even been that long.
23. I miss you too, but my aim is getting better.
24. You will hear from my lawyer.
25. Yes, I get that a lot.
26. You are absent. I noticed.
27. At least that makes one of us.
29. Don’t waste your time on me you’re already the voice inside my head.
30. I’m sorry, I don’t know what else to tell you other than I wish you didn’t feel that way.