Navigating the messy world of romance is never easy, but it’s especially difficult when you’re young and less financially “blessed.” Not that being rich makes it easier to fall in love, but it does have its advantages. Like if you can afford a car, then it’ll be easier to drive to see the object of your affection or take them on dates.
Or if you can afford a place of your own, it’s a heck of a lot easier to invite someone over for some intimacy. Nothing puts a damper on potentially sexy situation faster than uttering the words, “hey, want to come back to my mom’s place?”
That is, unless you’re a teenager, got mad game, or are Matthew McConaughey from the seminal romantic comedy Failure to Launch.
This guy’s stepson was the former, an 18-year-old who wasn’t going to let the fact that he lives with his mom stop him from bringing a friend home for some late-night loving. The thing is, when you stay up late, you tend to oversleep. And when you oversleep, you’re not left with many options when it comes to sneaking out.
Lucky for him, he lives with a stepdad who isn’t going to rat him out — he’ll just live-tweet the entire thing.