I feel like, as time gets on, Brad Pitt has become a shadow of that whole Sexiest Man Alive title, and this next story doesn’t help. When filming Inglourious Basterds, the rough-smelling actor confessed to co-star Eli Roth that he can’t be bothered to bathe. In fact, Brad had a low-key horrifying method to keep fresh.
“After a scene, Brad had to get next to me for a close-up shot, and he said, ‘Damn, you’re ripe,'” Eli recalled. “I said, ‘I didn’t have time to shower.'” He said, ‘Baby wipes, man, baby wipes.'”
According to Eli, Brad’s explanation was thus: “I got six kids. All you’ve got to do is just take [baby wipes], a couple quick wipes under the pits. I’m getting [peed] on all day. I don’t have time to take a shower.”
Yeah, even after the Brangelina breakup I’m sure a nanny could step in and allow him 15 minutes to lather up.