Disney princesses are usually all the same: attractive, skinny and heterosexual (although that’s debatable). But with 11 official princesses, there are enough of them to use statistics to reveal their true natures. For example, one out of 11 people are shoplifters, which means at least one Disney princess has secretly lifted a lip gloss from Sephora. My bet’s on Ariel as we all know she has a hoarding problem.
Below, more fun statistics involving your fave Disney princesses.
Statistically, at least two Disney princesses are considering plastic surgery.
Three princesses are likely to never leave the house without makeup on.
Eight Disney princesses are in toxic friendships.
At least one Disney princess is likely to start her own business.
One Disney princess would gladly give up sex for cake.
One Disney princess would rather cuddle her cat than her partner.
At least three Disney princesses have a problem with “drunk shopping.”
Two of the married Disney princesses are sleeping in separate beds from their husbands.
At least six Disney princesses are likely to call themselves feminists.
Two Disney princesses are snooping in their partner’s phone.
Two Disney princesses are more turned on by shoes than their partners.
At least one Disney princess is in a relationship with someone who’s not the “love of her life.”