I can’t count the number of times I wanted to bash my head through a wall whenever I tell a story, then someone asks me what my sign is, and I tell them, and they say, “Wow, that’s such a Leo thing to do.”

No, it’s not a Leo thing to do. Now is it an Aries or a Cancer or a Gemini or a Libra or a Pisces or whatever the hell your zodiac sign is thing to do? Because astrology is stupid, moronic, and doesn’t give any insight into someone’s character.

I know what you’re thinking, “Wow, he’s a Leo, he’s so stubborn! See! There’s something to these signs!” Well if you thought that, you got played, because I’m not a Leo. Well you played yourself first and foremost, for seriously wasting your time with this astrological nonsense. 

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