It’s rare for more than a few days to go by without at least one man in the Kardashian-Jenner clan hitting the headlines, and usually it’s for all the wrong reasons. I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say that I felt bad for Khloé when videos of Tristan cheating went viral.

Because of the less than admirable behavior of most of the men in the famous family (yes, I’m looking at you too Scott Disick), Kanye West has become the unlikely hero of chivalry in this very modern fairy tale and, despite his eccentricities, is the most stable partner in the family. Or is he?

Check out the video below for a lowdown on the crazy rules that he makes Kim follow:

While Kanye might treat his wife Kim like a queen, even he has some seriously undesirable qualities. But then again, Kanye was never famed for having a small ego.

According to TheDailyNet, it turns out that he’s quite a controlling partner and makes Kim follow some downright bizarre rules.

1. Kim must pay attention to him at all times

Okay, so this won’t come as a surprise to anyone familiar with Kanye – he’s an egomaniac, after all. He once caught a glimpse of Kim looking at her phone while he was performing. Now she is forced to keep her eyes on him at all times when he’s on stage so she can admire his artistry.

2. Kanye’s clothes must never be mixed with anyone else’s

I don’t know Kim personally, but I think it’s a pretty safe bet that she rarely ever does laundry. However, if she was going to wash any of Kanye’s clothes, she’d be under strict instructions not to wash them with anyone else’s. I guess he’s had a shirt accidentally dyed in the past!

3. No phones at the table

While Kanye might be kooky, this is actually a reasonable rule. Becuase his wife’s life pretty much revolves around her huge social media presence, he’s banned her from using her phone at the table. She’s allowed to take pictures there though, but only after she’s eaten.