Let’s face it, for every good relationship we’ve been in, there have been many others that were just downright terrible.

It’s funny how things can sure feel good at first, but when the chemistry fades and the lust goggles come off, as they always do, sometimes we realize we’ve been dating Voldemort.

Chin up, some folks still manage to have lasting and loving relationships, right? I might not know any of these mythical creatures, but sources say they are out there!

It’s safe to say none of the people on this list are long-term relationship material. Check out the following 13 real-life stories of the most messed up ways someone has been dumped. If nothing else, it’ll make you feel better about the last jerk who left you!

1. Awkward!

I think you left things a little too late there, buddy.

2. Baby on Board

I guess when you’re in a same-sex relationship, there’s really no covering this one up!

3. The Coward

Wonder if his mommy still breaks up with his girlfriends now, or has he magically found his balls?

4. Liar Liar Pants On Fire

For future reference, just keep things simple and break up with the guy. You can always make your sleazy move on his best friend after you’ve broken up.

Thought that was cold? Wait until you see number 5!