If you were in the middle of planning your Christmas vacation, don’t bother. That is, unless you are booking a one way trip to the moon, or some planet very far away from Earth. Why? Because the world is ending, again.

The Earth, just like Kirk Douglas, cannot seem to escape rumors of an imminent death. At 4.5 billion-years-old (the Earth, not Kirk Douglas) it is safe to say that the planet has seen better days. From hurricanes to wildfires, visible cracks are starting to show, but could the end of the world really be here?

According to Terral Croft, it is. Croft, who appears to have graduated from the same school of crazy as Christian conspiracy theorist, David Meade, has made some damning discoveries, which he claims will see the world obliterated on November 19.

In a blog post infested with gibberish, Croft writes: “The predicted backside-alignment quake event is scheduled for November 19, 2017, when Earth passes behind the Sun relative to the Black Star in the Libra Constellation.”

Essentially, what he is trying to say is that the (fictional) planet, Nibiru will cause worldwide earthquakes on November 19. How it will do that is currently a mystery, unless you can decipher Croft’s jargon filled explanation:

“The forecast is to see fluctuating up-down weekly seismic-event values, until global seismic activity reaches a peak in the second two weeks of November moving into December 2017. ‘The historical data points to the chances of seeing one or more 7-magnitude earthquake events coming for Weeks 39-41.”

Christian conspiracy theorist, David Meade predicted the world’s end on September 19. Needless to say, his foresight was a little inaccurate. To try to redeem himself, he then changed the date to October 23. Again, the prophesied end of the world never arrived.