12. Jason Segel

During a press tour for Despicable Me (of all places, of all movies), Jason Segel let the audience in on how he wooed the ladies into bed with him. Segel taught himself how to play piano at age 17. Ambitious nonetheless, but Segel’s true motives were to capture the affection of his female classmates. Segel revealed to listeners that he would convince “not-that-intelligent” girls into believing that he wrote Elton John’s classic “Your Song.” He would tell girls “I wrote this for you.” And apparently that is what subsequently led him into the sack for the first time.