3. DUMB POP CULTURE
Does everyone’s IQ lower with rising temperatures? Summer’s not summer without an insultingly-bad Michael Bay blockbuster and a preteen anthem from Katy Perry. Everyone’s down with letting loose and reserving a bit of brainpower, but does it have to get this ugly?
Every summer’s been Jersey Shore and a new Transformers. There has to be a way to at least spread out the horrendous reality TV over the year.