Aries: March 21 – April 19th
Nursing a hangover from Saturday night.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Spending time with family members you make an effort to avoid the rest of the year.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
All of the calories you’re going to consume from chocolate bunnies and marshmallows.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Spending money on baskets and eggs.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Waking up early.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
The political rants you know someone in your family is going to start.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Pretending to be in a good mood.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Spending money on a holiday you don’t particularly care about.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
Having to listen to screaming children all day.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Getting dragged to church.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Being forced to dress up when you usually spend Sunday in sweatpants.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
The questions from family about your relationship status.