After a breakup, most people do the usual cliche things, like eat an entire pint of Häagen-Dazs or dye their hair a weird color, and celebrities are no different. After a breakup, many do weird things to get over their ex, from plastic surgery to garish back tattoos. If you ever thought your post-breakup blues were bad, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
Ariana Grande bought up all of Chanel.
Noah Cyrus sold bottles of her tears.
Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzled her vajayjay.
Ben Affleck got a weird, ugly tattoo.
Miley Cyrus went through her “Bangerz” era.
Ashton Kutcher starved himself in the mountains.
Paris Hilton became a DJ.
Angelina Jolie adopted a son and moved to the jungle.
Lena Dunham shared a list of her ex’s baby names.
‘Southern Charm”s Naomie Olindo got a nose job.
Blac Chyna dated a teenager.
Mariah Carey kept wearing her engagement ring while on dates with other men.