When people say that “the truth is stranger than fiction,” I don’t believe that’s necessarily true. Case in point: transformers. They’re robots, but they’re alive, and they have distinct personalities — it makes no sense.
But while scouring the news, every so often you’ll come across some headlines that look like they have to be fake. In these cases, they aren’t. They’re real news stories (except for one this week) that involve real people.
These are Absurd Headlines.
When the technology you love ends up betraying you.
This is what you’d call a catch-22.
$!#* just got real.
Since 17 I’ve been geekin’ on that water…
It makes sense when you consider its competition in the survey.
Dolphins are jerks.
Take a look at this party animal.
What an ungrateful little bird.
Just like rock beats scissors, mower beats chainsaw.
The 16th year is what did it?
Just imagine the conversation that took place before this happened.
Just another day in Boise, Idaho.
NAY they said.
We’ve got another Ocean’s movie on our hands.
But, did it work?
Look at how happy he is.
Look, they can deny it all they want…
Such bad manners.
A more perfect headline has never been written.