Congratulations! You busted your behind and now you’ve got a bunch of debt. So you work a job that isn’t your dream job, because you have a ton of debt, just so, you know, you can get out of your debt. It’s all a big, nasty scam.
Which is why Dennis Frandsen might as well go waltzing around with a pair of angel wings, because he’s already committed to paying for the entire 2019 graduating class of Luck, Wisconsin’s first two years of college. Crazy, right? Well the story gets a whole lot crazier.