It’s a familiar scene: a couple, curled up on the couch with their dog, watching TV.
Truth be told, this could basically be every weeknight of my life. But in this case, everyone’s happy, that is, until the two people start holding hands. That’s when Robbie the Corgi goes kinda nuts. He whines and nibbles on their hands, totally possessive of their love and affection.
Robbie! That’s not nice! Let the people live!
Don’t worry, Robbie. I’m sure they’ll spend plenty of time offering you pats while they catch up on some Netflix binging. He just wants to be loved!