People decide to have children for all kinds of reasons.
Honestly, wanting to love and care for another human being should be the only reason, but because we live in reality, that’s not always the case. That’s why one mom decided to post on Twitter the hilarious suggestion that we should name kids after how and/or why they were conceived.
“If we named kids after the reason we had them, it’d be like, ‘Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I’m trying to put Hennessy down for a nap,'” she wrote. Other parents followed suit, and the result is some hilarious alternative names for kiddos based on how they were brought into the world. Here are 20 of the best.
Hey, Grad School Snow Storm, I need you to pick up Movie Night from school and make sure you’re home in time to watch Actually Planned and Bad Math.
— Trey Herweck (@therweck) November 22, 2017
“hey, DesperateForaBaby, keep WowThatWasEasierThanIThought away from Surpriseat43”
— Alexandra Rosas (@GDRPempress) November 22, 2017
Mine would be named “Groupon had a deal on bikini waxing.”
— Kit (@Liger_Kitten) November 22, 2017