For those that have played the explicit no-holds-barred card game, Cards Against Humanity, it may seem rather ironic that they actually have a hidden agenda to SAVE humanity. Yes, those foul mouthed cards that make you squirm during pre-drinks in your university dorm also have your best interests at heart.
The politically incorrect cards, marketed as “a party game for horrible people,” are actually doing more to fight the current President of the United States than many activists.
The controversial cards have enraged Trump, and his supporters, by purchasing a plot of land on the US border in an attempt to block the proposed border wall – or, at least make the building of it very challenging for the Commander-in-Chief.
“It’s 2017, and the government is being run by a toilet,” their website comically explains. “We have no choice: Cards Against Humanity is going to save America.”
“There is no time for questions – now is the time to act,” the company write on a new website, which they created specifically for their mission. “If you voted for Trump, you might want to sit this one out.”
“Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing.
So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”
To help attract attention to their work, Cards Against Humanity offered an exclusive donation package at a cost of $15.
Only a select number of donation packages were available, but they’re now entirely sold out after fans of the card game clamored to get their hands on the “America-saving surprises” that they were entitled to for their kind charity.