11. They say that dog is your best friend, right? He is such a good friend, he is going to get drunk with you, just to be closer to you. And the best thing is, he’s never going to leave you alone. If you’re having dinner, he’s having dinner. If you’re inviting some friends over, he’s going to do the same thing. You are getting wasted over the weekend? Your dog is doing the same, because he is your best friend ever.