After a long morning (or 15 minutes, TBH) on the treadmill, you probably want to celebrate your astonishing discipline and hot body. There’s nothing like dancing it out in the locker room since your muscles are all warmed up and there are mirrors everywhere so you can catch your good angles.
One strapping gentleman decided to channel his inner Britney Spears after his workout, performing a flawless strip tease to “Private Show” from her recently-released “comeback album” Glory.
Behold, the best video you’ll see all week:
— GUTTER (@GUTTER_SPICE) August 20, 2016
It started out like your typical locker room strip tease (because that exists).
And things escalated in the best kind of way.
Clearly, he does his squats every day.
And just when things were really getting good, another dude walks in and kills the mood.
We’d pay a lot of money to know what was going through his mind when he accidentally witnessed the greatest striptease to ever grace the Internet.
This Britney-inspired “workout” drew in a pretty enthusiastic fan base on Twitter. Pretty much everyone was bummed that the epic performance got cut short by an inconvenient locker room bro.
@GUTTER_SPICE How am I just now seeing this? I am HOLLERING!
— Carly Rae’s Stepson (@yosoymichael) August 24, 2016
@GUTTER_SPICE Looked like that bench was about to get pregnant if dude hadn’t walked in.
— Grimjob™ (@TheGrimKing) August 20, 2016
Understandably, the video has been retweeted 1,300 times.
But its star stripper seems to be adjusting well to the newfound Twitter fame.
Ugh I hate all of this attention (I don’t) please stop (please don’t)
— GUTTER (@GUTTER_SPICE) August 30, 2016
Britney probably approves.